Cabo Wabo War!

Assuming you’re alive and reading this, then you ended up here from this place. That would mean you are 1. Drunk Guy or 2. A follower of Drunk Guy. Both are needed for what I’m about to propose.

The problem:

Sammy Hagar is a busy man. He has tequila to make and music to perform. When not doing this he gets to sit around enjoying himself cuz he’s Sammy and has earned it. He of course has hired a marketing company to do……well…..to “market” his product. In this case Cabo Wabo Tequila and the Cabo Wabo Cantina. They do a horrible job. The website seems more like it's borrowed from a hospice rather then a site selling Cabo San Lucas and tequila. Shitty photos, bad navigation and they don’t even update. They are getting paid to do what should be an honor, and they don’t even update? This should be daily or at least weekly. How 'bout weekly photos from the Cantina? You get home from Cabo and see how fucked up you were. They are suppose to be professionals. I worked in marketing for awhile folks, and what amazed me most about it was that 90% of the people in it don’t know shit. Hell, who gets a marketing degree if you are really capable of doing something else. People like me, that’s who, and I, mi amigos am full of shit.

Anyway visit Drunk Guys site and you will know what the fuck I am talking about. Some marketing company sold Sammy awhile back, probably on a multi year contract. I’m sure they are probably good folks, when the Volvo pulls in the garage at the end of the night they feel good about themselves. Play with the kids, feed the dog, watch the news and go to bed. You know what though? They DON'T UNDERSTAND! They have probably never been to Cabo, they probably had to drink a half shot of this ages ago to make Sammy happy after a meeting but that was it. These people don’t drink tequila, if they do go to Cabo I guarantee they can’t hang till 4AM seven days in a row. WTF do they know about a Cabo Wabo Lifestyle? Marlin fishing? Tequila? Prostitutes? Motherfuckers.

The Solution:

Make the tequila world take notice by stealing there online audience! Show those that seek enlightenment the true path. Best part is, it ain’t tough at all. Currently the Cabo Wabo Blog shows on the first page of Google when you conduct a search by typing “cabo wabo tequila” and the second page for the search “cabo wabo”.

We are almost there already! Most of you have probably seen the whole “miserable failure” Google search thing, but if you haven’t go to Google.com and type that exact phrase in. How did they do this? I dunno, I’m an idiot. Hundreds of people linked to the page using that phrase. The Google robots saw this phrase linked to that one page, and say, this is the page that this fool wants.

So Amo Del Agave, how can we help? Follow along childrens.

1. Do you have a website? A blog will even work. No blog? Go get one they’re free for god sake. Get it just for this and type Cabo Wabo and Tequila on it 10 times. You must link drunk guy as “Cabo Wabo” not “Drunk Guy” “Drunkard”, or “Physcho Manbitch Hating Violent Alcoholic Guy”. Perhaps do this three or four times on your site, or have three links all going to cabowabo.blogspot.com. Cabo Wabo, Cabo Wabo Cantina, and Cabo Wabo Tequila. Downside, we may all have to turn off our links to Cabo Wabo, or link it as something else.
2. Rather then going to Drunk Guys blog, do a search for “Cabo Wabo Cantina” and then go to page five and click on it. Once or twice means nothing, but all of us doing it 10,000 times will make a difference! It will take you another 2 seconds to get there but the long term reward will be worth it. Do it 15 or 20 times a day everyday if you can. This will take months.

Now, if this doesn’t work we can go ahead and all chip in and pay for banner ads for him. Remember, we are doing this for Sammy! One day he will be searching the web and see who really is selling his tequila.