Fucked Up part 123

Those four bottles of Don Julio have nothing on me, I'm taking them down one by one. Fuckers.

Question: If you lived in a city that was 8 feet below sea level and a class 5 hurricane was coming, would you stay put?

Question: Who built that city?
Answer: The French.

Question: How much is this going to cost me?

I've been through a hurricane, it ain't pretty. I was with a world class porn star, and it still wasn't pretty.

Question: who's fucked up?
Answer: Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!